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Guest Strip by Mallory Smith

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Mallory Smith, founder of Fallen Angel Media, your new Matron of the Arts, and a woman with powers equal to only my own, sent me this all the way from Jolly Fuckin’ England. She’s known to bail me out of a spot of trouble, from time to time.

Ever seen someone from England roll a spliff? It’s nearly sad, though creative in shape. We need to give these kids a lesson in ‘Bluntology’, or at least thirty gallon gravity bongs made out of high grade plumbing equipment and thirty gallon trash containers. I wanna see these limeys blow out ALLL the blood vessels in their eyes.

I like this chick, she’s good shit. She’s a giant fuckin’ lesbian, and hot… Kinda sad in a way… Well, for boys at least. Not so sad for her wife, or other girls who like to look at her.

Fuckin’ a, Republican nonsense descends. I’m going away now.

3 Responses to “Guest Strip by Mallory Smith”

  1. Deviation Says:

    First comment! *dance*

    Oh, that’s rich! Their expressions are priceless, especially Gnome’s. I also like how Zombie’s eyes are disproportionate.

    Hilarious work, Mallory. :D

  2. Brendan Says:

    Skunk very nice indeed
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    _| |_ ?
    @o ?
    U=?

  3. Brendan Says:

    aaaaw, spacing fucked up, the ?s looked like smoke

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