Sanchez the Sausage, or just Sanchez to those who know him well, was born on an unimportant pig farm in Pennsylvania. Sausages, as we all know, grow from the insidious sausage pollen that bursts out of a depressed she-pig in the fits of her depression; travelling on the winds until they are inhaled by some unknowing bystandard, where they lodge firmly in the brain, growing until they burst out of the poor hosts head, killing them in the process. Typically, Sanchez’s kind are killed upon emerging from their host (and eaten). Sanchez, on the other hand, was not.

Sanchez pre-natal spore travelled all the way to Newark, lodging in the skull of an addled disco-junky, and upon his birth, he was assaulted by several disco-thugs, whom he dispatched with unrivaled efficiency. The last man standing turned out to be a talent manager, and offered Sanchez a job in Comics; making Sanchez one of the few of his friends with a legitmate or paying job (Gnome being his equal in this).

Sanchez whiles away his time in his home town of Newark drinking, carousing or working. He tends to spend a lot of time with Cunt Gerbil, and Cunt Gerbil seems to hold Sanchez in high regard (typically by Cunt Gerbil refraining from cutting him down overmuch, and not involving him in his possibly deadly schemes).

Sanchez is notoriously sarcastic and self centered. He has very little care about most others lives, but seems to do just enough to keep those close to him from absolutely hating him; though not above overtly shifting blame onto others though he is the obvious culprit. He’s known as a wicked brawler, and a mighty drinker (preferring beer to his Cunt Gerbil’s Rev. Hooker, or Gnomes wine/grain alcohol).

Sanchez currently is single, and has his own apartment in Newark. He usually consorts with Cunt Gerbil, Gnome, Maria, and Zombie. He loathes the presence of The Penguin King, Jesus Christ of Nazereth (and Ocean City) and God. He flat out avoids Polar Bear Step Dad and Baby Panda (for causing Baby Panda to seiz up after backhanding him, and for taking a shit in Polar Bear Step Dad’s sink).

He has a large handlebar moustache which he is very proud of, and is of indeterminate age.