Zombie

zombie.jpg

Zombie, despite his fearsome countenance, is considered one of the nicer denizens in Newark. He’s known for his self consiousness and insecurities (originally being named Insecure Zombie), and has been called out on many an occasion for nancy boy like tendencies.

Zombie, being fearsome and undead, shies away from conflict and violence. Even though he needs to ingest untainted flesh, he prefers prekilled, free range orphan babies (to make sure that no one will actually miss them).

He’s often seen consorting with the less then savory Cunt Gerbil, and the almost savory, Sanchez the Sausage. Though their belief structures are very different, they seem to cohabitate well (though Sanchez and CG tend to verbally abuse him constantly).

Further cementing Zombie’s good nature, he’s the only house owner of the entire group. He enjoy’s gardening, and chatting with his neighbors.