Mr.Christ

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Mr.Christ, or Jesus Christ of Nazereth (and Ocean City), is the son of God, and ‘consultant’ to the AFL/CIO, and resides in Ocean City, New Jersey.

It’s pretty much known on the street that he runs most of the organized crime in the North East, and he is not above corruption and violence. For some unkown reason, he has taken great offence at some of the actions taken by Cunt Gerbil, and hired the fabled Archer Cat to dispose of them. Though it is not obviously known why Mr. Christ wants Cunt Gerbil dead, it can be speculated that it has something to do with Cunt Gerbil’s penchant for white collar crime.

It’s common knowledge that Mr.Christ is a sexual deviant, partaking in all sorts of fetishes, including beastiality (he was was seen making love to a bison).

He is not on good terms with his father, who is disapproving of his actions.