God is the not so omnipotent ruler of life and all the cosmos. He is known for his drinking habit, love of porno, chain smoking and jerking off.

As he is not as all seeing as everyone makes him out to be, he tends to get himself into troublesome situations, where upon he needs to draft the services of mortals to help him out.

One of these instances is where he wanted to welsh on the creation of Jennifer Lopez, but she fooled him (probably after one of the nights he had too much to drink) into signing a “No Backsies” agreement. Upon waking up and realizing this, he hired Sanchez the Sausage to poison her drinks. Sanchez, unfortunately, got mistaken for her dildo, and had to escape her clutches by crawling inside of her. Sanchez still managed to make good on his mission by planting some C4 in her vaginal canal and escaping out of her loose asshole, rescuing Cunt Gerbil in the meantime.

God was overjoyed; but unfortunately for Sanchez, God (having no need of money) couldn’t make good on the contract. Sanchez, ever since then, thinks very poorly of God.

God is very good friends with Gnome, though no one knows where their relationship began.