Baby Panda is the only child of the mysterious Mama Panda. Baby Panda’s father is unkown, but he is cared after (so to speak) by Polar Bear Step Dad. Baby Panda is very young, but the actual age is unkown. He doesn’t speak, per se, rather makes baby sounds, typically unrelated to wahtever is going on around him.

He enjoys simple toys and playing much like any other normal child, though it is known now that he is quick, nimble, and a devil with a Louisville Slugger. He listens to his stepfather about fifty percent of the time, the other fifty percent he becomes very agitated, has a seizure and micturates.

With the exception of Sanchez the Sausage, he has no enemies or friends to speak of. He doesn’t really know why he isn’t supposed to like Sanchez, except knowing that his stepfather wanted him dead, and when he was once stuck in a bathroom window, he had to go after Sanchez with a baseball bat.

Though little is known about his mother, she briefly appeared at the site of one of his seizures to to whisk him to saftey, one could say that his mommy loves him very much.