Hailing from the far reaches of Canada, Polar Bear Stepdad emigrated to the United States to seek opportunity. He settled in New Jersey, working as a laborer for a waste management corporation, and married the Mysterious Momma Panda shortly there after.

Several years after he moved, Polar Bear Stepdad was let go from his position, and has been unemployed ever since. Now he spends most of his days watching television, particularly NASCAR, smoking, and drinking cheap domestic beer. It is, apprently, his duty to take care of Baby Panda, which he does half-assedly at best; once even telling Baby Panda that the only reason he was nice to him was so he could fuck his mother.

Polar Bear Stepdad has had several run-ins with the denizens of Newark, particularly Gnome and Sanchez the Sausage. Sanchez had broken into his house, drank all his booze and defecated into his sink. Gnome, at the time, was apparently enslaved by Polar Bear Stepdad as an indentured servant, Sanchez sarcastically calling him “Momma Bear.” This was about the same time Polar Bear Step Dad’s sexual deviancy came to light.